I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i think i have two assholes
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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