Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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