READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize