Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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