We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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