you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i dont even know how to be here
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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