That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
