you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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