Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Shame - the story of my life.
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