Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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