this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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