Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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