he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
