how can u be prego again
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Text me some of your sweat
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