Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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