She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
