i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
