Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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