I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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