I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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