If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
