Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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