Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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