I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
