No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Bring me that man meat
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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