I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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