I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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