so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Randomize
