yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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