...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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