Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
