its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
This is my gift to your gina
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You don't make any sense
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