I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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