windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You need Xanax blowdarts
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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