But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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