Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
