I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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