I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
tell me about the fingering
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