Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
