Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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