well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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