Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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