what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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