She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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