random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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