Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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