Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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