sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i out mim tonsoeep
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