my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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