we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
