Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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