I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
